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What movies have not aged well?

09.06.2025 08:40

What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Dr No

Why is Matt Gaetz being investigated but not Sarah (Tim) McBride? Why do we only care about grooming when it's the Republicans doing it?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Moonraker

What does it mean when someone says "I'm feeling frisky"?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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Live and Let Die

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Octopussy

Have you ever lied to your family? What were the circumstances?

-”Ah so!”

Goldfinger

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

From Russia With Love

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-J W Pepper

-All the bad guys are black.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

In what ways is Bollywood becoming westernized?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What does it feel like to "lose your looks" to age?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

How is it, in the USA, a country with 334 million people, the choice of President comes down to two aged men, one of whom is a liar as well as a criminal, one who appears to be on his way to dementia. Surely a democratic country can put up better?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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